My Dear Pols, please stop sending me trash.
All your spam’s made me ready to smash
My computer and phone;
I am sick to the bone
Of contenders soliciting cash!
My Dear Pols, please stop sending me trash.
All your spam’s made me ready to smash
My computer and phone;
I am sick to the bone
Of contenders soliciting cash!
Tags: Election 2026, Political Donations, Political Money, Political Spam
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Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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