The Right To Bear Arms … And Eat Cheap Pizza (Limerick)

I won’t be visiting Jay Laze’s pizza place any time soon:

A Virginia Beach pizza shop owner is showing his support for firearm rights by giving gun owners a 15 percent discount.

The discount is given to anyone who brings a gun or concealed handgun permit to All Around Pizzas and Deli.

The Right To Bear Arms … And Eat Cheap Pizza (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

This news from Virginia’s alarming,
Although some may consider it charming:
Bring your gun to Jay’s shop.
Watch your pizza price drop.
I do NOT find this fellow disarming.

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6 Responses to “The Right To Bear Arms … And Eat Cheap Pizza (Limerick)”

  1. Sara v says:

    Mad, a perfect Bulls eye!!

    And frightening! Would you like your pizza with, or without violence?

  2. Hansi says:

    What would good ol’ Jay do if someone walked in with his gun, and not only demanded a discount on his pizza, but all the money in the cash drawer too?

  3. Brian DuBridge says:

    I’m sure Jay has his own gun to discourage any thievery. A sovereign able to defend his self, as it should be.

  4. JulesPaige says:

    At first they used pellets of led
    Then air rifles – safer for the head?
    That was in High School
    When bein’ in a club was the rule
    Now the guys keep pistols under the bed!

    They believe it is within their right
    To not fear ‘beasties’ in the night
    Where does it stop -
    With a broom and a mop
    Behind bars, once the bullet’s met it’s site

    So far most weaponry is concealed
    Unlike states like AZ and Tex – where it’s real
    And quite OK to spend the day
    Packing heat in every which way
    Some gal’s even like the comfortable feel

    As it is said locks are for the honest folk
    If you’ve no gun, with a knife you can polk
    Does it matter what’s the threat
    If overpopulation’s space isn’t met?
    Either way statistics play – they’re a joke!

    (c) JP/davh

  5. zee alexi says:

    Our gun-loving Congressional reps~~who spit on civilized weapons laws [which should’ve been enacted on Nov. 23, 1963]~~need to be defeated or undergo lobotomies. Look at other democracies with 1/500th of our murder rate. “The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”~~Will Rogers. If humorists & essayists kept Palin from gaining nat’l office, everyone owes these people all of their cash.

  6. madkane says:

    Jules, nice job with that multi-verse limerick! And thanks everyone for your interesting comments!