A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)
What genius decided that talking about Romney’s weird eating habits would make him sound more human?
I’ll grant you that robots probably don’t eat muffins. However, a normal human being doesn’t eat just the muffin top and cast aside the rest.
A Morsel To Chew On (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
In an effort to boost Mitt’s appeal,
Just what does he choose to reveal:
He likes muffin tops best
And he tosses the rest.
“Vote for Mitt — He wastes food.” What a spiel!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Eating Habits, Election Satire, Fiscal Conservatives, Food Humor, Mitt Romney, Muffin Tops
What Mitt needs is one of those new-fangled muffin tins that make only tops (a very shallow tin). Then he could make more and not have to waste anything.
But I forgot – Mitt probably doesn’t have a clue how muffins are made….
LOL! Good point!
For a minute there I thought you were talking about the other “muffin top” Lol! His appeal is half-baked, for sure…
So Mitt won’t eat all of a muffin?
He’s got all the brains of a puffin!
He wants to be preznit,
The White House’s reznit…
The preznitcy, that’s the mcguffin!
– SB the YDD
Fun verse, Steve! Thanks everyone for your comments!