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Limerick Ode To Michele “Swiss Miss No More” Bachmann

I got very excited when I learned that Michele Bachmann had become a Swiss citizen, courtesy of her Swiss-born husband, Marcus Bachmann. Silly me — I thought maybe she’d become another nation’s problem. A nation with a lovely universal health care system, I might add.

But alas, the dual citizen thing rubbed Bachmann’s wingnutty constituents the wrong way. So Michele seems to have pulled a “never mind” in a letter to the Swiss Consulate withdrawing her Swiss dual citizenship.

Oh well … it was nice while it lasted.

Limerick Ode To Michele “Swiss Miss No More” Bachmann
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I enjoyed a brief moment of bliss
When Bachmann turned partially Swiss.
I’d assumed ’twas a flight
From our “socialist” blight
And an anti-Obama type diss.

But alas, it appears she is staying
All-American. Damn, how dismaying!
Guess it’s hard to accrue
Swiss-style benefits too,
While you keep anti-health care inveighing.

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2 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Michele “Swiss Miss No More” Bachmann”

  1. Sara McNulty says:
    May 15, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Mad, this is absolutely brilliant and hysterically funny at the same time. Love it!

  2. madkane says:
    May 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm

    Thanks so much, Sara!