An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers

My open limerick to the traveling public was inspired by this article about gynecological pat-downs and this letter from physicist Rep. Rush Holt, which questions the safety of full body scan technology:

An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Airline riders, it’s time to speak out.
The TSA rules we must flout.
Radiation or mauling —
They both are appalling.
To submit gives the terrorists clout.

(You can find my Pat-Down Put-Down limerick here.)

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2 Responses to “An Open Limerick To Airline Passengers”

  1. Dondura Miller says:

    LOL..I have internal prosthetics (both knees and shoulder) and I get this type of pat down all the time…no biggie. I feel sorrier for the lady who has to check me than myself.

  2. madkane says:

    Dondura, that doesn’t sound like fun at all!