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Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns

Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

When paying my taxes great pains
Always shoot through my muscles and veins.
But for once there’s relief
From an oft taxing beef:
Schedule D won’t show capital gains.

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2 Responses to “Finally, An Up Side To Filing Tax Returns”

  1. Linkmeister says:
    March 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Ha! Better yet, that huge spike in regular income can be offset by capital LOSSES!

  2. madkane says:
    March 25, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Haha!