Ode To Ann (ti-Semite) Coulter

We can now add anti-Semitism to the list of Ann Coulter’s charming qualities.

Ode To Ann (ti-Semite) Coulter
By Madeleine Begun Kane

In Ann’s perfect world
There would be no Jews—
Just “perfected Christians.”
Is it malice or booze?

In Mad’s perfect world
There would be no views
Of Ann Coulter’s ravings
On the TV news.

(Note: I know I promised I’d never utter Ann Coulter’s name again, but I couldn’t help myself.) [tags]Ann Coulter, Anti-Semitism, TV News, Perfected Christians, Media Humor[/tags]

3 Responses to “Ode To Ann (ti-Semite) Coulter”

  1. PoliShifter says:

    Nice work.

    I wonder where mAnn Coulter goes from here?

    For the past years her shtick has been to keep out doing herself. She says something outrageous, gets media attention, sells a bunch of books and copy, then goes and hides. A few months later she comes out and says something even more outrageous and repeats the cycle typically coinciding the the release of a new book.

    I honestly don’t know where she goes from here? What’s more outrageous? She have to convert to Islam and chant death America to garner any more attention.

    I supposed she could talk about rounding up and killing all the democrats, but I think she has even said something like that before as well.

  2. madkane says:

    I have every faith that Coulter will manage to come up with something. :)

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks so much, Rob!