Our Banished VEEP (Limerick)
Our Banished VEEP
By Madeleine Begun Kane
He’ll be banished from office, VEEP Dick;
Not his job, but his real estate pick.
He had primo House space,
But eviction he’ll face,
Cause the Democrats won. What a kick!
(My Dick Cheney humor is collected here.)[tags]Cheney Office Space, Richard Cheney Humor, Election Humor, House Humor[/tags]
Bigger Than Red
(A poem, by Henry Gibson, err, I mean, Tim Tyler)
If the problems are bigger than Red,
If the power’s swelled ALL of their heads,
Let’s make Red, White AND Blue,
Stand for something brand new,
And elect independents, instead!
Hi Madeleine,
Of course, it should have been titled,
Bigger Than Red
But I suppose it doesn’t matter much ;-)… But if you’d be good enough to change it for me…
Thanks either way! And nice work!
Nice verse, Tim, and I fixed your title. And thanks for the kind words!
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[...] And Madeleine Begun Kane has one more limerick, this time for the Banished VEEP. [...]
cheney the dunker
in an undisclosed bunker
who’d a thunker?
Nice poem.