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Waxing Silly About Science (Limerick)

I strongly support stem cell research. But that doesn’t mean I won’t mock it. After all, science article titles like this are impossible to resist: Stem Cells Build a Better Rat Penis.

Waxing Silly About Science (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Is your rat penis painfully small?
There’s help for you — here’s who to call:
A Doc at Tulane —
His team will explain
How stem cells can make that thing tall.

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7 Responses to “Waxing Silly About Science (Limerick)”

  1. Elisa says:
    January 25, 2012 at 6:07 pm

    Lol! That’s hilarious ;)

  2. RJ Clarken says:
    January 25, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    Yikes. Just. Yikes. (In a big way.) ☼

  3. kaykuala says:
    January 25, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    Gosh Madeleine, is it for real? Wow! We have found nirvana!

    Hank

  4. brian says:
    January 25, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    haha…funny we were studying the secret of NIMH wiht my boys tonight…and the research they did to make rat brains bigger…this is a new level…smiles.

  5. Jingle Poetry at The Gooseberry Garden Values Your Support says:
    January 26, 2012 at 12:01 am

    tickling and witty one.

    Thanks for the support.

  6. David King says:
    January 26, 2012 at 6:42 am

    Heh, I’ve had emails like that about my penis! Wonder if it was the same firm…
    Wonderful!

  7. madkane says:
    January 31, 2012 at 4:20 am

    Thanks so much everyone for your enthusiastic comments!