Befuddled Limerick

A fellow was feeling befuddled
Cuz he yearned for one thing — to be cuddled.
But he only got quickies
Or sometimes mere hickeys.
It appears that his message was muddled.

(Prompted by Befuddled)

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22 Responses to “Befuddled Limerick”

  1. Lilibeth says:

    Somehow I just knew you’d write a limerick.
    It was funny too.

  2. Ha ha Madeleine, just got your note about not being able to find a use for ‘huddled,’ and that word had come to mind for me as well. Couldn’t pry it away from the Statue of Liberty quotation. The word is officially useless in my lexicon now!!

    Also, thought about ‘scuttled,’ but that’s not an exact rhyme… until the first three pints are put away, that is! Amy

  3. Altonian says:

    Great limerick Madeleine!

  4. Matty says:

    If he got quckies and hickeys when he all wanted were cuddles, then I’d say he made out pretty good. Nice rhyme.

  5. Hooray for all us befuddled oldies!

  6. Old Egg says:

    I agree with Matty I think he is befuddled because he a lot more than he needed. You limericks are great fun.

  7. Stan Ski says:

    LOL…We all need a cuddle now and then!

  8. I love starting the day with a bracing Limerick. This place is obviously the place. And funny, too.

  9. Amanda says:

    yep just gotta love it!

  10. Hansi says:

    Astounding. A clean limerick with only mild sexual overtones. loved it.

  11. Hansi says:

    A football player was befuddled
    And grew tense every time the team huddled
    No matter the play
    He couldn’t help being gay
    And thought, “What a lovely place to be cuddled”

  12. lolamouse says:

    Thanks for the giggle today! And thanks for visiting my blog!

  13. Mr. Walker says:

    Madeleine, nice limerick. It made me laugh. And, to think, there are actually men like that out there.

  14. This makes me think of a good friend I went to high school with. The clumsy Don Juan! Thanks for making me smile.

  15. christine says:

    Love a great limerick, it was superb.

  16. madkane says:

    Thanks so much everyone for your kind words and delightful comments.

  17. shammi says:

    Hahaha… I love your limerick, Madeleine! You’re SO good at this! :)

  18. madkane says:

    Thanks so much, shammi!

  19. Cynthia M says:

    This is so appealing…and so true, it’s all in the communication :)

  20. madkane says:

    Thanks, Cynthia!

  21. kez says:

    fantastic site is it ok to put a link on my site to yours …people need a laugh after visiting my blog …thanks

  22. madkane says:

    Thanks, Kez. All links are welcome. :)