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I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling

The last time I went bowling, I aimed my ball so badly, it went flying diagonally and landed in a neighboring lane. (On the other hand, I’m not half-bad at Wii-Bowling.)

I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Don’t ask me to bowl. I’m the worst.
When I try to, I’m bound to be cursed.
Other bowlers complain:
“You must aim for your lane!”
No more bowling, unless I’m coerced.  

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2 Responses to “I’m Not Bowled Over By Bowling”

  1. Diesel Says:

    Wow, you might be the worst bowler ever. I’ve never understood why baseball players wear baseball caps but bowlers don’t wear bowler hats.

    Happy Inappropriate Card Day!

  2. madkane Says:

    I don’t understand most things about sports. :)

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