Limerick Ode To Mitt “Middle Class Savior” Romney

Guess who’ll save the middle class and crack down on millionaires: In the upside-down world of political advertising, it’s Mitt Romney.

Yes, that’s the message of Romney’s latest ad, which depicts Obama as a liberal scourge of the middle class who (judging from the pictures) is in love with Nancy Pelosi.

Limerick Ode To Mitt “Middle Class Savior” Romney
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Mitt Romney is on the attack
With the L-word. Yes, “Lib’ral!” is back.
Here’s the shocking j’accuse:
Lib Obama should lose
Cuz, like Nance, he’ll the middle class whack.

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2 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Mitt “Middle Class Savior” Romney”

  1. I so want to tell you that “j’accuse” doesn’t rhyme with “lose” but I’m afraid whether in English or French, it’s perfect. Damn you to hell!

    Did you hear about Rush’s “penises are shrinking” rant? Sounds like great fodder for a limrick. Jessica Valenti has a really funny article on it in The Nation:

    Feminism’s War On Penises

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! Thanks for leading me to Valenti’s column. Very funny, indeed!