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Why I’m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney’s Top Aide

I take a strange solace in Libby’s “awful memory” defense.  Why?  This limerick should explain it:

Why I’m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney’s Top Aide
By Madeleine Begun Kane

According to Libby’s defender,
His mem’ry’s a major offender:
It is creaky as hell
And it’s leaky, as well.
Mine too —  I could be a contender.   [tags]Lewis Libby, Libby Prosecution, Dick Cheney Aide, Libby Defense, Scooter Libby, Criminal Law Humor, Lawyer Humor, Memory, Leaks[/tags]

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2 Responses to “Why I’m Qualified To Be Dick Cheney’s Top Aide”

  1. the skwib » The Carnival of Satire (#66) says:
    February 15, 2007 at 11:13 am

    […] Madeleine Begun Kane has poetry on why she’s Qualified To Be Dick Cheney’s Top Aide […]

  2. MAD KANE’S HUMOR BLOG » Blog Archive » Night On The Town — Judy Carmichael, Stride Pianist says:
    May 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm

    […] Why don’t I write about our New York fun?  I keep meaning to, but quickly forget to. Blame ADD, a bad memory, or just being a wee bit disorganized. […]