Limerick of the Week (28)

It’s time to announce the latest Limerick of the Week based on submissions (on this blog and on Facebook) in last week’s Limerick-Off. I’m very pleased to announce the winning Limerick of the Week and the Honorable Mentions:

Congratulations to RJ CLARKEN who wins Limerick of the Week for this very clever verse:

A guy who was fast on his feet
Courted courtesan gal Marguerite.
He danced her, romanced her
And then he unpantsed her.
Camille? Il est très bittersweet.

And congratulations to these Honorable Mention winners (in random order) Jane Shelton Hoffman, Earlybird, Scott Crowder, Daisy Mae Simon, and David Lefkovits a/k/a Dr. Goose. Here are their respective Honorable Mention limericks:

Jane Shelton Hoffman:

A guy who was fast on his feet
Was viewed as a sexual treat.
But the ladies agreed
His incredible speed
Disappointed them under the sheet.


A gal who was fast on her feet
Decided to learn how to tweet.
Her fingers are fitter
From learning to Twitter.
But she never gets up from her seat.

Scott Crowder:

A guy who was fast on his feet,
Took the sportscaster gal to his suite,
And made hot, dirty love,
With the soon to be Guv.
Just a wild mama grizzly in heat.

Daisy Mae Simon:

A guy who is fast on his feet
Will appear on TV to compete
Despite onemillionmoms
Raising outrageous qualms.
A huge win for Chaz B. would be sweet!

David Lefkovits a/k/a Dr. Goose:

A gal who was fast on her feet,
When caught in a clinch indiscreet,
Said: “My dear, I am told
That the cure for a cold
Is to heighten one’s bodily heat.”

Congratulations again to all the winners for your wonderful limericks. And thanks to everyone for your fun submissions.

In the next couple of minutes I’ll be posting a new Limerick-Off, which gives you yet another opportunity to win Limerick Of The Week.

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6 Responses to “Limerick of the Week (28)”

  1. Johanna Richmond says:

    Love them all — thanks for the sorely needed laughs, everyone and congratuations!

  2. daisy mae simon says:

    ….bow…WOW! THANKS, Mad, this is quite an honor. Yours…and all of the writers who craft such witty, clever limericks and post on your page(s)…provide grrrreat fun and a lot of much needed laughter!

  3. Thom says:

    Congrats to all the winners. They were wonderful as usual :)

  4. madkane says:

    They were wonderful indeed. :)

  5. Meredith McMinn says:


  6. Congrats to the winner and runners up. I particularly like David Lefkovits’ Limerick.