Wedded Bliss Interruptus

I’m a “recovering lawyer.” But I haven’t “recovered” quite enough to resist writing this lawsuit limerick. It’s a cautionary tale about jilted brides, grooms who get cold feet, and litigation to recover wedding expenses.

The former bride-to-be Dominique Buttitta (who just happens to be a lawyer) is seeking over $95,000 in damages from her ex-fiancé. She claims defendant Vito Salerno jilted her just four days before the wedding, after she’d spent $56,000 for the banquet hall, flowers, orchestra, and gown, plus other non-refundable expenses.

Ms. Buttitta has a decent chance of recovering her out-of-pocket expenses, according to lawyers Gloria Allred and Lydia Sartain.

And that brings me to my latest limerick:

Wedded Bliss Interruptus
By Madeleine Begun Kane

If you’re planning a wedding, be warned:
Change your mind and your bride-to-be scorned
Could sue you and win
Major bucks for your sin.
And your assets? They’re bound to be mourned.

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3 Responses to “Wedded Bliss Interruptus”

  1. Wenchypoo says:

    You watch–somebody will make a movie of this–The Runaway Groom, NOT starring Julia Whats-her-name.

  2. scott says:

    Perhaps Vito’s cold feet in this matter,
    and his reason to back-out and scatter.
    Was he learned her desire,
    is to wed and retire.
    While her ass-sets around and gets fatter.

    (this isn’t going to earn me any bonus points, is it?)

  3. madkane says:

    LOL! Scott, probably not. :)

    Wenchypoo, you might be right.