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Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed

Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The Facebook seems sluggish of late.
First I click, then I wait and I wait.
It’s getting annoying —
No longer enjoying
My visits. I’m getting irate.

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This entry was posted on Friday, June 24th, 2011 at 4:09 pm and is filed under Computer Humor, Facebook Humor, Social Media Humor, Technology Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

8 Responses to “Dear Facebook: Get Up To Speed”

  1. mardix says:
    June 24, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    I’ve pretty much stopped going to Facebook. It has become way too annoying.

  2. Candice Daoud says:
    June 25, 2011 at 1:56 am

    Loved your limerick for Three Word Wednesday! And awesome one here too I can’t play any of the games on Facebook they never load up even when I had an awesome connection

  3. WarmSunshine says:
    June 25, 2011 at 5:50 am

    Nice one! :D I hope the people behind Facebook get to read this! :P

  4. JTS says:
    June 25, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Amen to this one Mad Kane! I love keeping up with friends on Facebook, but the loading time has become rediculous. I am growing impatient with it too! My philosophy is that such ventures should plan for growth and make sure they have a system in place to handle it! Much like going to a restaurant that has plenty of seating but not enough cook and wait staff to do the job efficiently. Reminds me of that old saying… “Don’t bite off more than you can chew”! Thanks for contributing to Write A Letter Wednesday!

  5. Veralynne Pepper says:
    June 25, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    OH! If you only knew! Lightning killed my ‘puter last week. (The second time in under three years. YES! We had a good, heavy duty surge protector!) It’s in the shop since it fried the modem and cable tech thought it might have just been the . . . power box? Consequently, I’m working with a borrowed tower, unused for YEARS! I can’t get a word in edgewise as it keeps updating itself and restarting! LOL! Consequently, I don’t know if FB is slow or not! LOL!

    Anyway, I DID enjoy your lim, Mad!

  6. madkane says:
    June 26, 2011 at 4:02 am

    Thanks so much everyone. Glad I’m not the only one! Sorry to hear about your computer aggravation Veralynne!

  7. Nara Malone says:
    June 28, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    The entire Internet seems to be creeping along lately. Love your little poem.

  8. madkane says:
    June 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Nara, I’ve only noticed it in Facebook. It’s really been absurdly slow lately. Thanks! So glad you enjoyed my limerick!