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One Car Guaranty I’d Gladly Forgo

One Car Guaranty I’d Gladly Forgo
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Those dents seem to come right on cue
A few days from your auto’s debut.
A scratch or a nick
Will show up mighty quick.
How do dents know your car’s spanking new?

(You can find more of my car and driving humor here.)

(Inspired by this dent prompt.)

NOTE: There’s still time to give my first limerick and haiku prompt a try.

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8 Responses to “One Car Guaranty I’d Gladly Forgo”

  1. paisley Says:

    this was very cute… i have had my car just over a year,, and i am amazed at the odd scratch and dents it has collected,, with me no where to be seen……

  2. Marcia (MeeAugraphie) Says:

    How true, I still have the dent - and no more wanted to join in.

  3. madkane Says:

    Thanks Paisley and Marcia!

  4. Soulless Says:

    Found my way here via Rethabile’s post on limericks. Had a laugh-fest there; here, I’m having another. ;) I’ve most enjoyed “Why I Don’t Relish Shopping”, “First (And Last) Visit”, “The Joys Of Winter” and “Workplace Diplomacy Blues.” (I had to pause every now and then to struggle to breathe. Haha.) Thank you. Cheers.

  5. Marie Says:

    I’m past caring about scratches and dents. I’m just glad it’s paid off and gets me from A to B.

  6. madkane Says:

    Thanks so much Soulless. What a lovely thing to say!

  7. Shephard Says:

    So true.
    ~S

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