Headline: “‘Get Used To Me’: Defiant DeJoy Previews More Cost-Cutting Measures”
“Get Used To Me!” taunts Gen. DeJoy,
Whose ploys appear meant to destroy
The deliv’ry of mail,
Which now moves like a snail.
He treats mail like a worthless old toy.
Headline: “‘Get Used To Me’: Defiant DeJoy Previews More Cost-Cutting Measures”
“Get Used To Me!” taunts Gen. DeJoy,
Whose ploys appear meant to destroy
The deliv’ry of mail,
Which now moves like a snail.
He treats mail like a worthless old toy.
Tags: DeJoy, Donald Trump, Louis DeJoy, Mail Service, Post Office, Postal Service, Postmaster General DeJoy
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Mail Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Postmaster General DeJoy Generates The Opposite Of Joy (Limerick)
Are you upset by the cost-savings proposal to cut Saturday mail delivery in 2011? The prospect of mail-free Saturdays doesn’t bother me, as you can tell from this limerick:
Not Going Postal Over Saturday Mail
By Madeleine Begun Kane
There are those who are deep in a funk
Cuz our Saturday mail may be sunk.
They think it’s unfair,
But I really don’t care
If I have to wait days to get junk.
Tags: Junk Mail, Mail Delivery, Postal Service, Saving Money Humor
Posted in Economy Humor, Government Services, Mail Humor, Money & Finance Humor | Comments Off on Not Going Postal Over Saturday Mail


Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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