My “Dear John” Edwards Letter
My “Dear John” Edwards Letter (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Dear John, to your run I said, “Yay!”
And I thought you’d go far, come what may.
Then you cheat on your spouse
And deny it, you louse!
But will Coulter stop calling you gay?
Technorati Tags: John Edwards, Ann Coulter, Horny Politicians, Cheating Husbands, Presidential Campaigns
August 9th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
omg …too funny…
August 11th, 2008 at 2:59 am
great!
August 11th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Very funny! :o) I just love limericks. (In this day and age, you could probably email this to him…)
August 11th, 2008 at 8:46 am
This is so clever! You should send it to the Huffington Post. ;-)
August 11th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Love it!
August 12th, 2008 at 8:57 am
This has inspired me to write a limerick about Coulter. Stay tuned!
And I can’t stop thinking about what the hell this would have done to us if he’d gotten the nomination. I was such an Edwards fan, not that I care what he does in his private life, but still. It would’ve tanked the Dems.
August 14th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Carnival of Satire (#104)…
Sometimes, love just isn’t enough, and sometimes it leads us astray. Dereck shares a touching good-bye note to a Dear Cubicle.
Speaking of heart-felt good-byes, Madeleine Begun Kane has another kind of My “Dear John” Letter.
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August 15th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Laughing.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
when i was a lad,
you can imagine how glad
was i on one day-o
getting autograph of mayo (1)
only next day he’s dead.(2)
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(1. smith, mgr phila phillies)
(2. actually only fired)
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which means i sent John Edward $25 on the day before he dropped out.