Dear Supreme Sacrificer
I can’t decide what’s more absurd – Bush’s delusional boast that giving up golf is some sort of Iraq War sacrifice … or the fact that he lied about it.
In any event, George “Golf-Deprived” Bush deserves another limerick don’t you think?
Dear Supreme Sacrificer
By Madeleine Begun Kane
So you gave up your golf — I don’t care.
It is hardly the cure for despair.
You’ve inflicted much pain
For no positive gain,
And your reign is an unanswered prayer.[tags]Iraq War Sacrifice, Dubya Limerick, Bush & Golf[/tags]
So you gave up your golf — I don’t care.
It is hardly the cure to despair.
You’ve inflicted much pain
For no positive gain,
…
And when faced with the truth? A blank stare.
…
And you cringe when the truth is laid bare.
Thanks! :)
There once was a golfer on Sundays
who after starting a war, said on that day
I just can’t be seen
Having fun on on the green
so he rescheduled outings for Tuesdays.
There once was a man from Connecticut
Who tried and tried to perfect his putt
He gave up instead
And, lacking a head,
Talked nonsense using just his butt.
Dub is giving up golf? That he calls
His great sacrifice? Pshaw… that appalls!
It raises my gorge
To think it’s not George
But a soldier who’s losing his balls.
- SB the YDD
Thanks for everybody’s limericks. Steve, yours made me laugh out loud!