Comments on: Dear Supreme Sacrificer

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 20 May 2008 05:17:48 +0000

Thanks for everybody’s limericks. Steve, yours made me laugh out loud!

By: Steve Bates

Steve Bates — Tue, 20 May 2008 04:27:07 +0000

Dub is giving up golf? That he calls
His great sacrifice? Pshaw… that appalls!
It raises my gorge
To think it’s not George
But a soldier who’s losing his balls.

- SB the YDD

By: David Strong

David Strong — Sun, 18 May 2008 10:09:52 +0000

There once was a man from Connecticut
Who tried and tried to perfect his putt
He gave up instead
And, lacking a head,
Talked nonsense using just his butt.

By: MillionthMonkey

MillionthMonkey — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:59:35 +0000

There once was a golfer on Sundays
who after starting a war, said on that day
I just can’t be seen
Having fun on on the green
so he rescheduled outings for Tuesdays.

By: DrDan in MA

DrDan in MA — Sat, 17 May 2008 19:47:12 +0000

So you gave up your golf — I don’t care.
It is hardly the cure to despair.
You’ve inflicted much pain
For no positive gain,
…
And when faced with the truth? A blank stare.
…
And you cringe when the truth is laid bare.

Thanks! :)