A Trio Of Limericks For Gay-Bashing Senator Larry Craig
I just couldn’t resist writing some limericks about the hypocritical, gay-bashing Senator Larry Craig:
A Trio Of Limericks For Idaho Senator Larry Craig
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Craig confessed to a crime in the loo
He proclaims that he never would do,
Cuz he’s straight as can be:
He was just there to pee,
And perversions he’d always eschew.
When Larry was under arrest,
He was stressed, which is why he confessed.
All his actions are pure
And he’s really demure
And not gay … except when undressed.
Larry Craig says he has a wide stance
In the john when he zips down his pants:
He’s an innocent man.
His arrest in the can
Was an error, cuz Craig ain’t no nance. [tags]Idaho Senator, Larry Craig, Wide Stance, Anti-Gay Politicians, Anti-Gay Legislation[/tags]
Was he peeing in the wide stance or sitting in the wide stance?
Those are great btw…
How about:
After peeking inside the next loo,
Larry began thumping his shoe.
He signaled “I’m free”,
Then out came ID.
What’s a gay red state senator to do?
Thanks PoliShifter! And thanks ggMarley for posting your limerick. Isn’t Craig inspiring? :)
There once was a senator who had to explain,
I was making a “connection,” just catching a plane,
I was taking a leak,
Not copping a peek,
But now my career is flushed down the drain.
Said the lusty old Senator Craig,
“I cain’t help it… I’m wide in the laig,
An’ whatever they sez,
Not as bad as the Prez,
Who belongs in the dock in The Hague!”
- SB the YDD
Fun one, Steve! Thanks for posting!
Thanks, micki for your verse. This is fun. Please keep them coming, folks!
There once was a senator who went tap, tap, tap,
He put his foot in his mouth with a guilty plea rap,
Not charged with pederasty,
He commited a “tapestry”
Weaving a ridiculous story thus spreading more crap!
Sen. Craig is now on the spot
For soliciting sex from the pot
But Vitter stays in
despite his own sin
While Craig gets ejected like snot.
There once was a guy in diapers named Vitter,
Showed up on “the” phone list and all went a’twitter,
He stuck with the gals,
So Repugs stayed pals,
But Craig gets thrown over for being a switch-hitter!
A Senator of the god-fearing Right
Checked first that his boy toy was tight
‘Cause homosexuality’s a sin
Especially when it’s open
Best to keep our little thing out of sight
A down low b.j.’s alright
As long as this doesn’t see light
I’m a straight man you see
Clean. Moral. GOP!
I fight the good fight. Don’t bite.
Larry Craig went to the loo
And tapped on another man’s shoe
He reached with his hand
but the man was a cop
what’s one more closeted republican to do?
There once was a Senator from Boise
Who was taking a flight from Joyzie
He sat in a stall
Leaned under the wall
And was arrested for being too nosey.
Very nice.
Ted Haggard said he too didn’t do
All those things that the news said were true
The boy, his masseuse
Was his excuse
And like Bill, he don’t inhale or screw.
Where do lawyers go for rehab? Liar’s Anon? Hi, my name is Ray, but i am going to talk about Bob, or Ralph, or Susan, because anything about me is inadmissible. And by the way, who do i bill? rnelsonbrown