Comments on: A Trio Of Limericks For Gay-Bashing Senator Larry Craig http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/ Mocking The GOP 24/7: Satire, Song Parodies, Limericks, Funny Polls & News Haiku (MadKane.com) Mon, 12 May 2008 07:59:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 by: Marc http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-36827 Thu, 04 Oct 2007 22:28:12 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-36827 There once was a Senator from Boise Who was taking a flight from Joyzie He sat in a stall Leaned under the wall And was arrested for being too nosey. There once was a Senator from Boise
Who was taking a flight from Joyzie
He sat in a stall
Leaned under the wall
And was arrested for being too nosey.

]]> by: Alex http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32490 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 23:26:46 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32490 Larry Craig went to the loo And tapped on another man's shoe He reached with his hand but the man was a cop what's one more closeted republican to do? Larry Craig went to the loo
And tapped on another man’s shoe
He reached with his hand
but the man was a cop
what’s one more closeted republican to do?

]]> by: Marco http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32485 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:41:12 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32485 A down low b.j.'s alright As long as this doesn't see light I'm a straight man you see Clean. Moral. GOP! I fight the good fight. Don't bite. A down low b.j.’s alright
As long as this doesn’t see light
I’m a straight man you see
Clean. Moral. GOP!
I fight the good fight. Don’t bite.

]]> by: Marco http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32449 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:12:37 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32449 A Senator of the god-fearing Right Checked first that his boy toy was tight 'Cause homosexuality's a sin Especially when it's open Best to keep our little thing out of sight A Senator of the god-fearing Right
Checked first that his boy toy was tight
‘Cause homosexuality’s a sin
Especially when it’s open
Best to keep our little thing out of sight

]]> by: micki http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32448 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 16:02:34 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32448 There once was a guy in diapers named Vitter, Showed up on "the" phone list and all went a'twitter, He stuck with the gals, So Repugs stayed pals, But Craig gets thrown over for being a switch-hitter! There once was a guy in diapers named Vitter,
Showed up on “the” phone list and all went a’twitter,
He stuck with the gals,
So Repugs stayed pals,
But Craig gets thrown over for being a switch-hitter!

]]> by: dejah http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32376 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 03:40:01 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32376 Sen. Craig is now on the spot For soliciting sex from the pot But Vitter stays in despite his own sin While Craig gets ejected like snot. Sen. Craig is now on the spot
For soliciting sex from the pot
But Vitter stays in
despite his own sin
While Craig gets ejected like snot.

]]> by: micki http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32350 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:26:09 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32350 There once was a senator who went tap, tap, tap, He put his foot in his mouth with a guilty plea rap, Not charged with pederasty, He commited a "tapestry" Weaving a ridiculous story thus spreading more crap! There once was a senator who went tap, tap, tap,
He put his foot in his mouth with a guilty plea rap,
Not charged with pederasty,
He commited a “tapestry”
Weaving a ridiculous story thus spreading more crap!

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32347 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:02:44 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32347 Thanks, micki for your verse. This is fun. Please keep them coming, folks! Thanks, micki for your verse. This is fun. Please keep them coming, folks!

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32342 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:55:34 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32342 Fun one, Steve! Thanks for posting! Fun one, Steve! Thanks for posting!

]]> by: Steve Bates http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32341 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:42:27 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32341 Said the lusty old Senator Craig, "I cain't help it... I'm wide in the laig, An' whatever they sez, Not as bad as the Prez, Who belongs in the dock in The Hague!" - SB the YDD Said the lusty old Senator Craig,
“I cain’t help it… I’m wide in the laig,
An’ whatever they sez,
Not as bad as the Prez,
Who belongs in the dock in The Hague!”

- SB the YDD

]]> by: micki http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32334 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:44:04 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32334 There once was a senator who had to explain, I was making a "connection," just catching a plane, I was taking a leak, Not copping a peek, But now my career is flushed down the drain. There once was a senator who had to explain,
I was making a “connection,” just catching a plane,
I was taking a leak,
Not copping a peek,
But now my career is flushed down the drain.

]]> by: madkane http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32323 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:49:33 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32323 Thanks PoliShifter! And thanks ggMarley for posting your limerick. Isn't Craig inspiring? :) Thanks PoliShifter! And thanks ggMarley for posting your limerick. Isn’t Craig inspiring? :)

]]> by: ggMarley http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32322 Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:04:27 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32322 How about: After peeking inside the next loo, Larry began thumping his shoe. He signaled "I'm free", Then out came ID. What's a gay red state senator to do? How about:

After peeking inside the next loo,
Larry began thumping his shoe.
He signaled “I’m free”,
Then out came ID.
What’s a gay red state senator to do?

]]> by: PoliShifter http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32239 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:59:27 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32239 Those are great btw... Those are great btw…

]]> by: PoliShifter http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32238 Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:59:06 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/madness/2007/08/29/a-trio-of-limericks-for-gay-bashing-senator-larry-craig/#comment-32238 Was he peeing in the wide stance or sitting in the wide stance? Was he peeing in the wide stance or sitting in the wide stance?

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