Getting A Leg Up On Marketing (Limerick)

Just when I thought nothing could surprise me, I learn that Japanese women are being paid to host advertisements on their thighs.

The girls can wear what they like, but WIT suggests that participants wear short skirts and high socks in order to draw attention to the ad. They can earn up to £65 per day.

Getting A Leg Up On Marketing (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Here’s a boon to some Japanese guys
Who relish a feast for their eyes:
To publicize brands
A company hands
Cash to gals who wear ads on their thighs.

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One Response to “Getting A Leg Up On Marketing (Limerick)”

  1. Bob Kennedy says:

    Those Japanese girls, penny-wise,
    Are selling ad space on their thighs!
    I don’t live in Japan
    I’m more of a “breast man”
    Nippon hooters? They’d be a surprise…