Sorry, But I’m Still A Virgo
By now, you’ve probably heard the horoscope brouhaha over constellation movements and purported astrological sign shifts. Well, I don’t care what anybody claims about zodiac changes. I’m still a Virgo:
Still A Virgo (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
The sign Virgo is mine through and through,
And there’s nothing at all you can do
To convince me it’s changed.
I’ll respond,”You’re deranged,”
Quite precisely and neatly on cue.
Tags: Astrology Humor, Astronomy, Science Limerick, Virgo Humor, Zodiac
So, they change all the signs. Make a note.
I still aver that I’m a goat
I don’t care a whit
for this astrology…bit
(It’s not like I’m given a vote.)
Fun one, Jesse!
All my life my stepmother has explained everything about herself in relation to her being a virgo, so you can bet I am having a little laugh here. laugh!
Oh my dear! I am no more the Ram,
Whatever I read, they say, was mere spam,
Its all gone: the fire and adventure,
Now I might even struggle with a new venture,
A S.420 lawsuit might find some in a jam!
Mad Kane..u really inspire me..did ya like it??
n hey mad kane..I am a law student too!!
Khushboo, glad to inspire you and meet a verse-writing law student. I hope to see more of your limericks here. :) (I do weekly Limerick-Offs, usually on Sunday nights or Mondays.)
Hi I liked your posts. I was looking for information about the zodiac when I found your site, (you’d laugh at some of the search results those terms bring up at times) but in this case I’m really glad that I found it. I run an astrology blog myself, which is why I was doing research on the topic in the first place, I will admit I do get distracted easily, but I try to stay focused. There’s just so much to learn out there. (Can never know too much). Thank you for sharing your knowledge and views with me and everyone else! I look forward to reading more in the future. :-)