Bloody Hell, It’ll Be Bloody!
That great seer, soothsayer, and visionary George Bush predicted Thursday that August may be a bloody month in Iraq:
Bloody Hell, It’ll Be Bloody! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“In August the war may get bloody,”
Says George Bush. What a really quick study!
As the death toll keeps soaring,
On truth, Bush keeps warring.
Is he evil, or simply quite nutty? [tags]Iraq War Satire, George Bush Humor, Blood August, Bush predictions, Iraq Death Toll, Bush The Visionary[/tags]
This idiot Bush is not only conversing with a form from some nebula, but now he’s become a prognosticator about a bloody mess his war has caused to our troops, plus the untold million Iraqis.
Bush giving a speech
As he’s lying starts to sneeze
Cocaine everywhere
Evil.
(And incompetent, inadequate, insecure, arrogant, malicious, lazy, uninformed, grudging, envious, intolerant, obnoxious, immature, uncurious, hostile, small-minded, vengeful, bigoted, spiteful, mean, pushy, rude, jingoistic, and belligerent. Also he is a buffoon.)
You forgot narcissistic and sadistic. But quite a list! If i was shopping for the perfect scum that would be the list I would use.
Thanks for everyone’s comments! And to the person who posted a limerick here in the comments, I accidentally deleted it while I was deleting a bunch of spam. I hope you’re able to repost it. Sorry about that! I enjoyed your limerick!
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