Leave No Campaign Plans Behind … in a Hotel Room

Leave No Campaign Plans Behind … in a  Hotel Room
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Rudy claims that he has expertise
In security matters. Oh, please!
He has lost secret papers
And blames evil capers,
So Rudy won’t win White House keys. [tags]Rudy Giuliani Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Blame Game, Political Dirty Tricks[/tags]

4 Responses to “Leave No Campaign Plans Behind … in a Hotel Room”

  1. Steve Bates says:

    No matter… the ex-mayor Rudy
    Was known to mix pleasure with duty.
    Indeed, Gracie Mansion
    Would need an expansion
    To hold all that feminine beauty!

    - SB the YDD

  2. madkane says:

    LOL! You’re right of course.

  3. John Clavis says:

    As we weigh Giuliani’s addenda
    It would serve us all well to remember
    How passionately
    Folks despised Rudy G.
    In New York on the 10th of September.

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks, John! I live in NYC and remember it very well!