No Sweat Divorce
No Sweat Divorce (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane
“My husband and I are estranged,”
Said the wife, “’cause he acts so deranged.
His behavior’s aberrant
And vexingly errant.
I wish he could just be exchanged.”
(Can you imagine if divorce were as easy as shopping? And no, this isn’t autobiographical … although I do enjoying poking fun at my wonderful husband from time to time.)
Technorati Tags: Divorce Humor, Marriage Satire, Husband and Wife Humor Shopping Humor
May 28th, 2007 at 3:10 am
We’ve all been there! Thanks for participating in the Carnival of Family Life!
May 28th, 2007 at 3:53 am
Carnival of Family Life…
Everybody likes to talk about their family, especially if you have kids. Sit down, have a cup of coffee and enjoy the informative, funny and inspiring stories, insights and observations offered by the many gifted writers participating in this week’s ….
May 28th, 2007 at 7:09 am
[...] Madeleine Begun Kane presents No Sweat Divorce posted at Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. [...]
May 28th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
[...] And second is a limerick from Mad Kane’s Humor Blog. Who doesn’t like a good limerick? The Listener Limerick Challenge is always one of my favorite parts of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me. Did you hear Paula Poundstone’s tribute to Carl Castle this weekend? Brilliant! [...]
May 28th, 2007 at 11:36 pm
A limerick? My spirit takes flight!
Especially on this holiday night.
Your humorous disparage
On the topic of Marriage
Has brought me a bit of delight.
May 29th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Thanks, Bald Man. I always enjoy a good limerick in my comments! And stay tuned, I’ll be announcing another limerick writing contest very soon. You should consider entering!
May 30th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Now there’s a thought - - - window shopping would take on a whole new meaning eh?
Hugs,
Holly
Here via the Carnival of Family Life :)
July 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I don’t know if I’d go so far as to exchange my husband, but what about just taking him in for service from time to time?