Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist, Political Satirist, Song Parody Writer Latest MadKane Podcast
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Madeleine Begun Kane,
Humor Columnist,

Madeleine Begun Kane

Here's some humor about legs, feet, and shoes:

  • Smarting From "Smart Shoes"
    "Dear shoemakers, please have a heart.
    I do NOT want my shoes to be smart..."

  • Limerick Pair
    "A woman who needed a pair
    Of sandals was walking on air..."

  • Shoo, Heels! "I’m short. Five-foot-zero, to be specific. But I never wear heels. Okay, I do have one pair of special-occasion shoes with a one-inch heel. Does that even count? ..."

  • This Haiku Has Legs

  • Robin Ghivan Makes Me Cross "Alert the authorities: U.S. Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan has “embraced dowdy as a mark of brainpower.” Moreover, unlike “most women” she doesn’t cross her legs when she’s sitting. ..."

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