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Kids and Furniture Humor

Madeleine Begun Kane, Humor Columnist

  • One Of These Days, Iíll Actually Say This (Limerick)
    "Weíre annoyed by your motormouth child.
    He is boistírous and noisy and wild. ..."

  • Misspent Youth (Limerick)
    "We tend to be charmed and beguiled
    By a talented prodigy child. ..."

  • Bulletproof Backpacks: In Case Your Kidís Classmate Is Packing "Itís mid-August, which means back-to-school day is just around the corner. And that in turn means itís time to start shopping for school supplies: rulers and notebooks and pens and lunch boxes and calculators and computers and school clothes and Ö bulletproof backpacks??? ..."

  • Quick Story "Todayís limerick, haiku, and senryu theme is furniture and furnishings. ..."

  • Tacky Verse (Limerick)
    "These armchairs are tacky and lack
    Sound support for my weary old back. ..."

  • Musical Accord "One afternoon your ten-year old daughter comes home from school, enthused about learning to play an instrument. ..."

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