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BUSH SAYS THE WORDS (Song Parody)


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Feel free to sing "Bush Says The Words" to "I Write The Songs" by Barry Manilow (chorus only), using this midi link which opens a second window.

I say the words that other people write.
Don't give a damn if they are wrong or right.
As long as folks think war is justified.
I say the words, I say the words.

(Fridge Break)

The CIA warned that my speech was wrong.
A certain claim just simply didn't belong.
I had to dupe and scare the milling throngs.
I say the words, I say the words.

(Bathroom Break)

No one can ever prove I meant to lie.
And that my falsehoods led our men to die.
The buck will always stop on other guys.
I say the words, I say the words.

(Cocktail Break)

The Dems would love to me and Dick impeach.
They claim I've lied and that I overreach.
Just let them try -- I'll Dems a lesson teach.
I say the words, I say the words.

(Sex Break)

It doesn't matter what I say or do.
How many people's lives are lost or ruined.
Or that my cowboy talk is rarely true.
I say the words, I say the words.

© July 12, 2003 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.


UPDATE: Since Google keeps sending people here in their quest for "Bush bathroom break," here's a link to the photo you're looking for -- of President Bush writing a bathroom break note to Condoleezza Rice during a United Nations Security Council meeting. And in this article Reuters explains how that photo came to be published. And if that isn't enough, Editor & Publisher covers the European press angle and here's one more link on the subject.


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