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Here's where I archive my Oct. 11-20, 2002 Notables Weblog posts. For my most recent blog postings, click here. And please don't forget to check out my latest humor columns, Dubya's Dayly Diary, and my other political humor.

October 19, 2002

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October 12, 2002

  • I hope the cowardly Democrats who caved on Bush's "attack Iraq whenever I'm in the mood to" resolution are really proud of themselves today. I know, I know -- they needed to get the war business over with so they can change the subject and win some elections. Yeah ... like Karl Rove's gonna let that happen.

    After this week's abysmal performance, I think the Dems deserve a new theme song: (If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)

    Irresolution Blues (To be sung to "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter" by Fred Ahlert & Joe Young)
    By Madeleine Begun Kane

    I had to rubber stamp that Iraq resolution.
    And make believe it's right to do.

    The GOP is tough to beat.
    I'm scared to go down in defeat.
    And so I kissed George Bush's bottom.
    Please don't think I'm rotten.

    I'm gonna smile and say "Please give me absolution."
    And beg for bucks and votes from you.
    I had to rubber stamp that Iraq resolution
    And make believe it's right to do.

    Didn't want to rubber stamp that Iraq resolution.
    It really made me feel quite blue.

    The GOP is tough to beat.
    I need to hold on to my seat.
    And so I said "Bush, go get Saddam."
    Although war's misbegotten.

    I'm gonna smile and say "Please give me absolution."
    And beg for bucks and votes from you.
    I had to rubber stamp that Iraq resolution.
    And make believe it's right to do.

    © 2002 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

  • I wonder if the Democrats feel like the suckers they are, having been rewarded for their submissive compliance with this slap in the face. I sure hope nobody's holding his breath for that independent 9/11 commission the White House pretended it was going along with long enough to sandbag Senator Lieberman & Co.

    Which reminds me -- the only good part about Bush's stealing the Presidency from Gore is we're not saddled with VP Lieberman.

  • I got a kick out of the dissing Dubya got from the chairman of the committee that awarded President Carter a Nobel Peace Prize.

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