Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
Tuesday, November 17th, 2020
Says Trump, no transition for Joe!
I’m not leaving this dump — I won’t go.
I’ll remain here at least
Until I’m deceased.
Change my mind? That would take tons of dough.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Presidential Transition, Transition Limerick, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Bargaining With The Devil (Limerick)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2020
Will Donald Trump ever concede?
I doubt it; that sort of a deed
Requires some class.
Needy Donald’s an ass.
Self-promotion is Trump’s only creed.
Tags: Biden, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Concession Speech, Election 2020, Election Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Sunday, November 1st, 2020
Donald Trump will be jumping the gun
And loudly proclaiming “I won!”
He’ll ignore the result
And give cues to his cult
That it’s time for some bloodthirsty “fun.”
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Trump, Trump's Base
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on My Worried Prediction (Limerick)
Sunday, November 1st, 2020
Using any excuse for a boast,
Trump will brag via speech, tweet, or post:
He’s the best and the greatest
(And no doubt the straightest.)
Another four years … and we’re toast!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To the Boaster-In-Chief
Sunday, November 1st, 2020
How I long to at last feel elation.
But for now, all I feel’s trepidation.
I’ll be filled with chagrin,
If Joe doesn’t win;
What we’ll face is our nation’s ruination.
Tags: Biden Limerick, Campaign 2020, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 31st, 2020
Headline: “Trump drags down GOP senators, giving Democrats more paths to the majority”
Mitch McConnell and Co bet it all
On the Donald, but in the long haul,
Having pinned hopes and dreams
For their vile, evil schemes
On that crook, they are bound for a fall.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Mitch McConnell, Senate Campaign, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 2 Comments »
Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Ponders Being a Loser”
I hear tell that the Donald’s been musing
About maybe, conceivably losing.
It’s a frightening thought,
For his future is fraught;
Relocation to prison is bruising.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Criminal Law, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Law And Order, Prisons, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Corruption Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Headline: “Hundreds stranded in the cold waiting for buses in chaotic post-Trump rally scene”
Trump fans were left out in the cold
At an Omaha rally, we’re told.
Freezing temps — people stranded,
Their treatment offhanded;
Cast aside like they’re garbage or mold.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Election 2020, Nebraska, Omaha, Political Rallies, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump Supporters Left Out In The Cold (Limerick)
Thursday, October 29th, 2020
Election Day’s coming up soon.
I’m so anxious, I’m likely to swoon.
Will Biden prevail?
If he doesn’t, I’ll wail;
Can’t survive four more years of that loon!
Tags: Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Day, Election Humor, Joe Biden, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Election Angst (Limerick)
Wednesday, October 28th, 2020
Trump pretends that he’s still an insurgent.
His impulse to dupe us is urgent,
Cuz incumbents take blame;
Trump wants fault-free acclaim.
Here’s what I want: A White House Detergent.
Tags: Campaign Humor, Campaign2020, Election Humor, Election2020, Incumbency, Insurgency, Presidential Campaign Humor, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump, An Insurgent??? (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 27th, 2020
Donald Trump loves to rant, rave, and whine,
Like when two-timing Fox crossed the line:
Air a speech by Obama?
How dare they! What trauma!
Donald’s view: “They should only air mine!”
Tags: Barack Obama, Campaign 2020, Election 2020, Fox News, Joe Biden, Media Bashing, Trump
Posted in Barack Obama, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Fox News Humor, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on The Whiner-in-Chief Bashes Fox (Limerick)
Monday, October 26th, 2020
“We’re rounding the turn,” Trump proclaims;
Deception’s but one of his games.
His rallies are reckless,
His mask-mocking, feckless.
Is disease-spreading one of his aims?
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election Humor, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Rounding The Turn?” Or Chasing Our Tails? (Limerick)
Friday, October 23rd, 2020
It’s clear I’m the best and the brightest,
The most fair (and when need be) most rightest.
I’m the strongest, the toughest
Yes, even the buffest
I’m a genius … and also the Whitest.
Tags: Campaign2020, Election2020, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Thursday, October 22nd, 2020
As the Joe/Donald battle is fought,
Muting Trump is an excellent thought.
I just wish it could last
Past debate night; Trump’s blast
Gently dulled, if not dampened to naught.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Debate Humor, Debate Limerick, Election 2020, Joe Biden, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Debate Humor, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Wishful Thinking (Limerick)
Sunday, October 18th, 2020
Headline: “Trump Is Taking Down Names as Republicans Begin Jumping Ship on His ‘Totally Off the Rails’ Campaign”
Donald Trump has been taking down names
Of Republican pols whom he blames
For their last minute swipes
And anti-Trump gripes:
No more favors from Trump, he proclaims.
Tags: Ben Sasse, Campaign 2020, Campaign Humor, Election 2020, Election Humor, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney, Trump, Trump Enemies List
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Mitch McConnell, Mitt Romney Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Saturday, October 17th, 2020
Headline: “The Babylon Bee Tricks Trump, But He Isn’t First Politician to Believe Satire Sites”
Thinking satire’s news, most agree,
Isn’t smart. But the Babylon Bee
Hoodwinked Trump who, defeated
By humor, retweeted
The “news.” Donald, next time tweet ME.
Tags: Babylon Bee, Political Satire, Trump
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Retweet Madness (Limerick)
Friday, October 16th, 2020
A Donald defeat would be sweet;
A fine end to the crim’nal deceit
That’s invaded the White House —
A much sullied Blight House.
Vote Biden, cuz Trump must be beat.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Election Humor, Election2020, Trump
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To A Donald Defeat
Wednesday, October 14th, 2020
Political news drives me mad,
And it makes me both angry and sad.
Yet its pull is so brutal,
Resistance is futile.
Addicted to Twitter? A tad.
Tags: Addiction, Depressing News, Election News, Political News, Social Media, Trump, Twitter
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Media Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Twitter Flags Trump’s Tweet About Being ‘Immune’ to Virus”
The Donald proclaims “I’m immune,”
A rather implausible tune.
Sounding mad as a hatter,
His asinine chatter
Makes it clear that the man is a loon.
Tags: Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election2020, Pandemic, Trump
Posted in GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Monday, October 12th, 2020
Headline: “Trump returns to trail amid concerns over COVID-19 diagnosis”
All we hear from the White House is lies
And evasions that nobody buys.
What’s the risk of exposure
To Trump? Non-disclosure!
I surmise that all contact’s unwise.
Tags: Campaign 2020, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Election 2020, Pandemic, Trump, Trump Rallies
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Health Satire, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on “Superspreader” Trump Returns To The Trail (Limerick)
