Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
Monday, April 13th, 2026
My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Tags: Donald Trump, Pope, Pope Leo, Religion Humor, Religion In Politics, Trump
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2026
Many Trump true-believers feel peeved
And inflamed and betrayed and aggrieved.
Seems he fibbed when he swore
On the stump, “No new war!”…
Oh, good grief, those naïfs were deceived!
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Iran War, Lies Limerick, No New Wars, Republican Lies, Republicans Humor, Trump, Trump Lies, Trump Supporters
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Monday, March 2nd, 2026
Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
If you think things are rough, you are wrong!
Cuz of Trump, the economy’s strong!
That great man’s a magician,
A genius tactician.
(Forgive me; I’m smoking a bong.)
Tags: Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Economy Limerick, Reality Check, SOTU, State of the Union, State Of The Union Address, Trump
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Thursday, February 5th, 2026
An inept and unqualified punk,
Who is also an infamous drunk,
Runs our nation’s defense,
Which of course makes no sense,
Since his specialty’s ludicrous bunk.
Tags: Dept of Defense, Dept. of War, Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, Secy of War, Trump
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Wednesday, February 4th, 2026
As if WAPO didn’t have enough problems, yet another bout of LAYOFFS was just announced. Hence this limerick:
The Washington Post once could boast
Of its greatness, but now it’s a ghost.
And more layoffs are coming:
Their numbers? Mind-numbing!
I fear that it soon will be toast.
Tags: Bezos, Donald Trump, Jeff Bezos, Media, Media Limerick, Republicans Humor, Trump, Washington Post
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Saturday, January 31st, 2026
Our nation, alas, is now hated
By old allies, their rage unabated.
Trump of course is the cause;
He spews bile without pause.
Xi and Putin, no doubt, are elated.
Tags: China, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, EU, International Relations, Putin, Republicans Humor, Russia, Trump, Xi
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Crime, Democracy Humor, Diplomacy Humor, Donald Trump, Economy Humor, Fiscal Policy, Great Britain Humor, International Affairs, Mexico Humor, National Security Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Russia, Trump | No Comments »
Tuesday, January 27th, 2026
Ev’ry ICE agent sure needs constraining.
And of course they require more training.
But their evil acts flow
Down from Donald, and so
All my hope for our nation is waning.
Tags: Crime, Donald Trump, Good, Homeland Security, ICE, Immigrants, Murders, Noem, Pretti, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Crime, Donald Trump, Government Services, Immigration Reform, Justice Department, Political Limericks, Trump | No Comments »
Monday, January 26th, 2026
The law is our friend. How I miss it!
I remember when actions illicit
Weren’t taken each day:
Trump decrees; fiends obey.
Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
Tags: Courts, Donald Trump, Federal Courts, Law Limerick, Law Satire, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, Trump Lies, White House
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Justice Department, Law Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump, White House | No Comments »
Friday, November 28th, 2025
Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:
The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.
And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.
Tags: Aging Limerick, Donald Trump, Health Humor, Media Bashing, Media Humor, Media Limerick, Media Satire, New York Times, Trump
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Friday, October 31st, 2025
Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, GOP Hypocrisy, Republicans Humor, Trump
Posted in Congress Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, House Satire, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Supreme Court, Trump | No Comments »
Sunday, October 26th, 2025
How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Tags: Constitution, Constitution Verse, Democracy, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Republicans Humor, Saving Democracy, Trump
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Saturday, October 18th, 2025
My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Tags: Antifa, Aunt Tifa, Constitution, Donald Trump, No Kings, No Kings Protests, No Kings Rallies, Republicans Humor, Trump
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Tuesday, September 30th, 2025
Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
Tags: Constitution Verse, Democracy Verse, Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, News, Republicans Humor, Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Political Commentary, Political Jokes & One-Liners, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Scary News, Trump | Comments Off on Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Monday, September 22nd, 2025
My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)
Tags: GOP, Political Humor, Political Writing, Republicans, Trump
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Humor Writing, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, Trump | Comments Off on One Reason I Write (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025
Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Tags: Bad Taste, Construction, Donald Trump, Flowers Limerick, JD Vance, Republicans Humor, RoseGarden, Roses Limerick, Trump, Vance, White House
Posted in Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Trump, White House | Comments Off on Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025
Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”
Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.
Tags: Business Limerick, Canada, Canadian Tourists, Canadians, Donald Trump, Media, Money Limerick, Republicans Humor, Tourism Limerick, Travel Limerick, Trump, Vacation Limerick
Posted in Business Humor, Donald Trump, Political Limericks, Trump | 4 Comments »
Monday, August 11th, 2025
Washington Post Headline: “New chatbot on Trump’s Truth Social platform keeps contradicting him
An ‘answer engine’ on Trump’s social media site says the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, tariffs aren’t boosting the stock market and Barack Obama is seen favorably.”
Truth Social’s confusing Trump’s base;
Valid facts somehow entered its space:
Seems its chatbot AI’s
Been replacing some lies
With the truths Trump would rather erase.
Election fraud, tariffs, and crime?
Ask the chatbot, and most of the time
It rebuts Donald’s view.
So will Donald Trump sue
His own site? Trump v. Bot! How sublime!
Tags: Campaign Satire, ChatBots, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Humor, Tariff Humor, Trump, Trump Lies
Posted in Barack Obama, Crime, Donald Trump, Money & Finance Humor, Money And Finance Humor, Political Limericks, Republicans Humor, RNC Humor, Social Media Satire, Stock Market Humor, Technology Humor, Trump | Comments Off on Trump’s Tattletale Chatbot (2-Verse Limerick)
A Madman’s Motivations (2-Verse Limerick)
Monday, March 2nd, 2026Why did Trump start a Middle East war?
Was it boredom? A penchant for gore?
A great need to distract
From his failures? The fact
That The Donald’s insane to his core?
Or perhaps Trump is feeling the urgency
To declare a big wartime emergency,
Become Czar by decree,
Make the sane people flee…
And destroy any pro-Dem resurgency.
Tags: Donald Trump, Iran, Middle East War, Nuclear Weapons, Trump, War
Posted in Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, National Security Humor, Nuclear Weapons, Political Commentary, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Trump, War & Antiwar Poems | No Comments »