Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
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The Enablers (Limerick)
Friday, October 31st, 2025If Only… (Limerick)
Sunday, October 26th, 2025How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)
Saturday, October 18th, 2025My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)
Friday, October 10th, 2025Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.
A Chicken Little Limerick
Thursday, September 25th, 2025Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)
Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Yet Another Trump Limerick
Thursday, August 28th, 2025Donald’s drive for more power is endless.
And alas, he’s determined to spend less
On items essential
And e’en existential.
I’m guessing he’s always been friendless.
Our Alienated Friends (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”
Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.
Trump’s Fed Chair Blame Game (Limerick)
Friday, July 18th, 2025Dear Donald, the war that you’re waging
Against Powell (or should I say staging?)
Looks foolish, at best.
So give it a rest!
You (NOT JOE) made him Fed Chair. Quit raging!
Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.
An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Friday, June 13th, 2025Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.
Musk v. Trump (Limerick)
Thursday, June 5th, 2025Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.
Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)
Sunday, June 1st, 2025It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.
Limerick Pep Talk
Thursday, May 29th, 2025Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!
TACO TRUMP’S REIGN (Limerick)
Thursday, May 29th, 2025Donald’s reign is far worse than a glitch!
We must NOT just complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He’s not stopped? Then we lose
All we’ve stood for. Don’t snooze
While Trump wrecks all he’s trying to ditch!
King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)
Monday, May 5th, 2025“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?
Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!
Donald, The Menace (Limerick)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2025Donald Trump is a liar and nut.
He’s a menace; his evil’s clear-cut.
There’s no end to his gall.
He’s a danger to all,
And these truths should be open-and-shut!
Woke Quatrain
Monday, March 31st, 2025To the Trump-loving creep:
“Call me woke. I won’t weep.
You ain’t clever or deep.
Now just go back to sleep!”
Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
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