Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It’s unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.
Posts Tagged ‘Religion’
White Smoke (Limerick)
Thursday, May 8th, 2025Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage
Tuesday, June 30th, 2015Open Limerick To “Licensing Clerks” Offended By Gay Marriage
By Madeleine Begun Kane
You’re a county employee devout?
There’s a law your religion says, “Flout?”
Well, a licensing clerk
Just can’t shirk certain work.
License gay folks to wed … or get out!
Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009I may be a non-practicing Jew, but I’m deeply offended by Glenn Beck’s attempt to co-opt and politicize Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the Jewish year.
And that brings me to my latest limerick:
Glenn Beck, Keep Your Grubby Paws Off Yom Kippur
By Madeleine Begun Kane
Mr. Beck, you are bad to the bone,
So it’s time that you start to atone.
And stop trying to steal
Jewish holy days. Heel!
Kindly leave all my people alone.
UPDATE: Don Davis says: Forget Yom Kippur, Glenn Beck Declares A National Circumcision Day.
Related Post: Bill O’Reilly’s Faux War On Christmas — Song Parody