Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved!
You act as if all laws are waived,
Freeing you to engage
In a flag-waving rage
And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.
Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Friday, June 13th, 2025Musk v. Trump (Limerick)
Thursday, June 5th, 2025Musk and Trump have transitioned to feuding,
After months (if not years) of colluding.
I’ll admit (truth be told)
That it’s fun to behold
That vile duo’s joint shitshow concluding.
Trump’s Meaningless Threats To Putin (Limerick)
Sunday, June 1st, 2025It’s past time. You must end your brutality!
I’m not kidding! (Trump’s TACO finality.)
Don’t forget: I’m not joshing.
So stop, or I’m washing
My hands of your stubborn rascality.
Limerick Pep Talk
Thursday, May 29th, 2025Though it feels like our nation’s degraded,
Don’t give up! Please try NOT to be jaded.
Our great battle’s not lost!
We must fight at all cost!
TACO Trump should in hell be paraded!
TACO TRUMP’S REIGN (Limerick)
Thursday, May 29th, 2025Donald’s reign is far worse than a glitch!
We must NOT just complain, “Life’s a bitch!”
He’s not stopped? Then we lose
All we’ve stood for. Don’t snooze
While Trump wrecks all he’s trying to ditch!
White Smoke (Limerick)
Thursday, May 8th, 2025Papal choice entails weighty reflection.
Fine contenders may suffer rejection.
But though some may feel sad,
It’s unlikely a cad
Will complain someone stole the election.
King Con’s “Trump 2028” Merch (Limerick)
Monday, May 5th, 2025“Trump 2028″ apparel is now on sale at the Trump Organization’s online store. Is he really planning an unconstitutional run for a third term? Or is this just another of Trump’s money-making cons?
Will the Donald attempt a third term?
It’s illegal, most experts confirm.
But a mere thing like laws
Rarely gives Donald pause.
So expect a 4th run from that worm!
Donald, The Menace (Limerick)
Saturday, May 3rd, 2025Donald Trump is a liar and nut.
He’s a menace; his evil’s clear-cut.
There’s no end to his gall.
He’s a danger to all,
And these truths should be open-and-shut!
National Pride??? (Limerick)
Wednesday, April 9th, 2025My great pride in our nation’s high station
Has sustained a substantial deflation
Caused by Trump and his cronies
Plus GOP phonies
Who’ve enabled Trump’s self-coronation.
Woke Quatrain
Monday, March 31st, 2025To the Trump-loving creep:
“Call me woke. I won’t weep.
You ain’t clever or deep.
Now just go back to sleep!”
Car-Buying Blues (Limerick)
Thursday, March 27th, 2025Headline: “Trump Announces 25% Tariffs on Imported Cars Effective April 2” (NOTE: This includes American brands assembled abroad.)
Do you need a new car? Then don’t wait!
Buy it now! Beat that Trump-tariff date.
For despite Donald’s scorn,
Fine economists warn:
Car-price surges will soon be our fate.
Yet Another Trump Limerick
Tuesday, March 25th, 2025Rhyming “serious” has made me rather delirious:
Trump’s behavior is worse than imperious!
(Yes, this lim’rick ain’t funny; it’s serious.)
That vile felon’s our bane,
For alas, Donald’s reign
Is much more than a bit deleterious.
The Mad Tariffer (Limerick)
Friday, March 14th, 2025My latest political limerick was largely inspired by this CNBC headline: “‘I’m not going to bend at all’: Trump doubles down on tariff plans as stocks sink”
(Not surprisingly, “Trump doubles down on…” is becoming an over-used, albeit exceedingly appropriate, headline phrase.)
Trump is doubling down on his madness,
Which increases my anger and sadness.
He’s insane and perverse
And keeps making things worse.
There’s no limit, alas, to his badness.
AWOL Wit? (Limerick)
Wednesday, March 12th, 2025When I’m writing, I struggle to squeeze in
Lots of humor and wit and to season
All my poems with wordplay;
Perhaps absurd nerd-play.
I’ve failed? Donald’s treason’s the reason!
Coping With The Oval Madman (Limerick)
Thursday, March 6th, 2025Though I try not to whine, moan, or mope,
I am finding it taxing to cope
With our nation’s ruination
And Donald’s castration
Of all who might lend us some hope.
An Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Wednesday, March 5th, 2025My dear Trump, it’s a shame you’re so boring;
Last night’s speech was the inverse of soaring!
Though your acts are unbound,
That dull, monotone sound
Sent a shit-load of viewers a-snoring.
Dearest Dems (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 4th, 2025Dearest Dems who attend Donald’s speech,
I had better not see your arms reach
Out to shake that man’s hand.
Such an act should be banned…
And don’t clap for that lawbreaking leech!
Four-Verse Trump Haiku
Wednesday, February 19th, 2025A fractured nation
controlled by foul maniac;
Trump’s evil, unchecked.
A fractured nation
overtaken by evil,
as Putin’s Trump reigns.
A fractured nation
victimized by Trumpy myths
and cowardly pols.
A fractured nation–
Endangered Constitution–
The courts our last hope.
Open Limerick To New York Governor Kathy Hochul: Fire Mayor Eric Adams STAT!
Friday, February 14th, 2025Mayor Eric Adams has made a deal with Donald “The Devil” Trump: In return for Trump’s making Adams’ pesky indictment go away, Adams will violate NY law by cooperating with Trump’s immigration (and perhaps other) policies. To make matters even worse, Trump has ensured Adams’ cooperation by making the indictment’s dismissal “without prejudice.” In other words, if Adams stops cooperating, Trump can get the indictment reinstated.
Fortunately, Governor Kathy Hochul has the legal power to remove Mayor Adams from office. But so far, she’s still weighing her decision. My limerick urges her to do the right thing and fire Mayor Adams right away.
Mayor Adams is now owned by Trump.
He’s been bought, so when Trump tells him “Jump,”
Adams asks him “How high?”
And so I must ask “Why
Doesn’t Hochul give Adams the dump?”
