Posts Tagged ‘Donald Trump’
Thursday, July 7th, 2022
Boris Johnson’s resigned, at long last.
But at least he admits his time’s passed.
He’s not tried to incite
Armed mobs just for spite…
Or promised loyal felons a blast.
Tags: Boris Johnson, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Peaceful Transition Of Power, United Kingdom
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | No Comments »
Wednesday, June 29th, 2022
Headline: “Pence: ‘We must not rest’ until abortion is outlawed in every state”
On One/Six, Pence behaved like a man;
He helped scuttle Trump’s scurrilous plan.
But enough with the praise!
Re abortion, he’d raze
Women’s rights with a nationwide ban.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, Abortion Rights, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Choice, Coup, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Insurrection, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Mike Pence, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Trump Rally, Trump Riot, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Legal Limericks, Legislation Humor, Mike Pence, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Voting Satire, White House | No Comments »
Sunday, June 26th, 2022
Headline: “Trump takes credit for Dobbs decision but worries it ‘won’t help him in the future'”
The Donald takes credit for Dobbs.
Does he merit such “credit?” Yes, gobs!
The three judges he picked
For SCOTUS have kicked
Gals back ages … and that was their jobs.
Tags: Abortion Rights, Choice, Dobbs, Dobbs v. Jackson, Donald Trump, Feminism, Feminist Limerick, Feminist Rant, Law Satire, Legal Verse, Pro-Choice, Roe v. Wade, SCOTUS, Supreme Court, Vote, Voting
Posted in Abortion Rights, Donald Trump, Feminism Humor, GOP Humor, Judiciary Satire, Law Satire, Legal Limericks, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | No Comments »
Saturday, June 4th, 2022
Dear Trump, I’m confused. Pleased explain
How I got on your list. It’s insane
That you think I would fall
For your bullshit. What gall!
Never try to exploit me again!
I’m most certainly NOT a supporter.
I would much rather be a Trump thwarter.
Save your “donor wall” space
For your idiot base
Who’ll fork over to YOU their last quarter.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Spam
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Dear Trump: Stop Spamming Me! (2-Verse Limerick)
Tuesday, April 26th, 2022
There’s a new Social Media threat
Making fans of democracy fret:
Under Musk, Trumpy lies
And misinfo will rise;
A calamitous “Net” blow — net-net.
Tags: Democracy, Disinfo, Disinformation, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Free Speech, Lies Limerick, Misinfo, Misinformation, Social Media, Trump, Tweet Limerick, Twitter Limerick
Posted in Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Technology Humor, Twitter | Comments Off on Elon’s Musky Madness (Limerick)
Tuesday, March 8th, 2022
Headeline: “No Big Macs for Putin as McDonald’s Halts Russia Operations”
(Which probably puts the kibosh on Trump’s visit to pal Putin)
*****
Yesterday temps got to 67 in NYC. Tomorrow they’re predicting snow.
I’m not sure what’s more erratic these days, weather or mail.
Tags: Donald Trump, Global Warming, Mail Delivery, McDonald's, Post Office, Russia, Ukraine, Weather Humor, Weather Swings
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Russia, Vladimir Putin, Weather Satire | Comments Off on This And That
Saturday, January 15th, 2022
Here’s the hilarious (and true) inspiration for my latest limerick:
Headline: “Capitol rioters called Nancy Pelosi’s office looking for a ‘lost and found’ for items they left behind on January 6, according to Rep. Jamie Raskin”
With the Capitol Building defaced,
Some One/Sixers departed in haste.
I must ask: Were they stoned
When post-riot they phoned
Pelosi for stuff they’d misplaced?
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Capitol Building, Capitol Rioters, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Jamie Raskin, Lost And Found, Nancy Pelosi, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on A Riot Of A Story (Limerick)
Monday, January 10th, 2022
Headline: “Jan. 6 panel fires back at Jordan over refusal to cooperate”
Said Jim Jordan, I’ve “nothing to hide.”
But it seems he apparently lied;
He’s declined to comply
With the One/Six probe. Why?
I suspect that he’s fit to be tried.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, 1/6/ Panel, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, James Jordan, Jim Jordan, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Fast Talker Jim Jordan Won’t Talk (Limerick)
Sunday, January 2nd, 2022
We commemorate One/Six this week,
A day that’s both somber and bleak.
Though we greet it with sadness,
Trump basks in its madness.
Wreaking havoc’s his goal, so he’ll speak.
Trump is NOT at all through with his coup,
So he’ll keep spouting things that ain’t true.
For that man with no soul
Has an ace in the hole:
Clueless boosters who’ll back what he’ll spew.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Coup, Donald Trump, Election 2020, Election Humor, Insurrection, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Insurrection Blues (2-Verse Limerick)
Saturday, January 1st, 2022
A resolution
for GOPers to try:
Stop Being Such Dicks!
Nixing worthy laws
To preserve filibuster?
Hope for us busted.
Donald Trump invents
Conditional Endorsement:
“Avenge me, or else!”
Tags: American Politics Haiku, Conditional Endorsement, Disinformation Haiku, Donald Trump, Elections Haiku, Fake News Haiku, Filibuster Haiku, Filibuster Senryu, Haiku And Senryu, Political Senryu, Resolution Haiku, Revenge Haiku
Posted in Campaign Humor, Constitution Humor, Constitutional Crisis, Democracy Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, Filibuster Humor, GOP Humor, Political Haiku & Senryu, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House, Wingnuts | Comments Off on Political Haiku Trio 2
Saturday, December 25th, 2021
There’s a curse Trumpsters hurl with abandon:
It’s the cuss-in-disguise “Let’s Go Brandon!”
They use code cuz they’re hidin’;
Its gist? “Fuck Joe Biden!”
What a noxious obscenity stand-in!
Tags: Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Let's Go Brandon, Trumpsters
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Cowardly Trumpsters (Limerick)
Tuesday, October 12th, 2021
Headline: “QAnon Stars Lin Wood and Marjorie Taylor Greene Battle in EPIC FEUD After Wood Calls Greene a Commie for the Most Insane Reason”
I’m amused by the Greene v. Wood feud:
Crazy gal versus lunatic dude!
“Impeach Biden,” she said,
Which made Lin Wood see red:
That implies “that he won,” mad Wood booed.
Tags: Donald Trump, Impeachment, Joe Biden, Lin Wood, Marjorie Taylor Greene, QAnon
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Joe Biden, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Marjorie Greene v. Lin Wood (Limerick)
Wednesday, July 21st, 2021
Headline: “McCarthy pulls his 5 GOP members from 1/6 committee after Pelosi rejects 2 of his picks”
When McCarthy named Jordan and Banks
To the One/Six Committee, “No thanks!”
Was the answer he got
And WANTED; his plot
Was to pull his five picks from the ranks.
Tags: 1/6 Commission, 1/6 Committee, Capitol Assault, Donald Trump, Insurrection, Jim Banks, Jim Jordan, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, One/Six Committee, Trump Rally, Trump Riot
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Kevin McCarthy, Nancy Pelosi, Nancy Pelosi Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, July 7th, 2021
Subheading: “Trump claims social media companies are ‘government’ actors. Attorneys say his lawsuit is a ‘pathetic joke'”
Donald loves filing spurious suits.
They are fund-raising schemes at their roots.
Plus they give him a chance
To play martyr. Trump’s stance?
He’s our prey, and we’re all in cahoots.
Tags: Censorship Claims, Censorship Humor, Donald Trump, Facebook, Google, Lawsuit, Litigation, Litigation Humor, Social Media, State Actors, Twitter
Posted in Censorship Satire, Donald Trump, Facebook Verse, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, Social Media Satire, Twitter | Comments Off on Yet Another Trump Lawsuit (Limerick)
Tuesday, July 6th, 2021
Headline: “GOP 2024 hopefuls face challenge: Not upsetting Trump”
“The Hill” tells us something we know
About GOP prez-hopefuls’ woe:
They must NOT rile the prickly
Ex-prez, yet act quickly.
Avoid venom from Trump? Ho, ho, ho!
Tags: Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election 2024, Election Humor, Presidential Campaign Humor, Presidential Election 2024
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Republican Quandary (Limerick)
Monday, July 5th, 2021
If you fly the American flag,
Many think you’re a Trumpster. I gag
At this terrible blunder,
Then ponder and wonder:
How’d our flag get a GOP tag?
Tags: American Flag, Donald Trump, Flag Humor, Patriotism Humor, Patriots
Posted in Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Patriotism Poems, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Patriotic Query (Limerick)
Monday, June 28th, 2021
Headline: “Trump’s revenge tour begins with eyes on one Ohio Republican”
Boorish Trump’s seeking vengeance on tour.
His goal? Instill fear and ensure
That the pols who defied him
And dare to deride him
Are shunned, cast aside like manure.
Tags: Donald Trump, Trump Rallies, Trump Rally, Trump Revenge Tour
Posted in Campaign Humor, Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on Trump’s Revenge Tour (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 8th, 2021
To this headline, an “OY!” and a limerick: “Donald Trump To Go On Speaking Tour With Bill O’Reilly To Talk Up His Presidency”
Two fellows, each one a big boor,
Have announced their December joint tour.
It’s O’Reilly and Trump;
Each speaker, a grump,
A liar, a letch, and a snore.
Tags: Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, Speaking Tour
Posted in Bill O'Reilly, Donald Trump, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor | Comments Off on The Boor Tour (Limerick)
Thursday, June 3rd, 2021
Reinstatement will happen this year
In August, claims Trump. So I fear
That derangement won’t end
And our nation can’t mend
While treachery’s still his career.
Tags: Donald Trump, Election Lies, Reinstatement, Trump Treachery
Posted in Donald Trump, Election Satire, GOP Humor, Political Limericks, Political Verse, Politics Satire, Republicans Humor, White House | Comments Off on Trump’s Latest Lie (Limerick)
