Archive for the ‘Sports Verse’ Category

Trump And The Disabled (Limerick)

Sunday, April 29th, 2018

Trump via PBS NewsHour: “What happened with the Paralympics was so incredible and so inspiring to me. And I watched — it’s a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could.”

Paralympics, says Trump: “tough to watch” —
An embarrassing compliment-botch.
This is Trump being “nice.”
My unwanted advice:
Any further such ref’rences? Scotch!

Does Donald Obey Golf Rules? Of Course Not! (Limerick)

Tuesday, June 27th, 2017

Some golf fans may be fine with Trump’s lies. But driving his golf cart on the green is a bridge too far.

Lazy Trump drives his cart on the green,
His infraction obscenely routine.
He’s engulfing golf fans
In a fury that spans
The entire political scene.

Now Playing On My Other Blog

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

It’s the biggest football weekend of the year. Which is why I have a really bad case of the Super Bowl blues on my other blog.