Dozy Don, did you get lots of kicks
Out of hexing the great New York Knicks?
You looked old, orange, bored,
And I’m betting you snored.
Yes, we saw you “out cold.” We scored pics!
Archive for the ‘Sports Verse’ Category
Limerick Ode To Dozy Don
Wednesday, June 10th, 2026Yet Another Open Limerick To Donald Trump
Monday, June 8th, 2026My Dear Donald, New York’s been imbued
With deep pride in the Knicks, and our mood
Has been great, till you came
To attend the third game.
I sure hope that you like getting booed!
Trump And The Disabled (Limerick)
Sunday, April 29th, 2018Trump via PBS NewsHour: “What happened with the Paralympics was so incredible and so inspiring to me. And I watched — it’s a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could.”
Paralympics, says Trump: “tough to watch” —
An embarrassing compliment-botch.
This is Trump being “nice.”
My unwanted advice:
Any further such ref’rences? Scotch!
Does Donald Obey Golf Rules? Of Course Not! (Limerick)
Tuesday, June 27th, 2017Some golf fans may be fine with Trump’s lies. But driving his golf cart on the green is a bridge too far.
Lazy Trump drives his cart on the green,
His infraction obscenely routine.
He’s engulfing golf fans
In a fury that spans
The entire political scene.
Now Playing On My Other Blog
Saturday, February 6th, 2010It’s the biggest football weekend of the year. Which is why I have a really bad case of the Super Bowl blues on my other blog.
