Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives To destroy so-called enemies’ lives. Donald’s hunger is boundless For lawsuit-claims groundless… And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff. (Running ‘Justice’ for Donald is rough.) In his view, Bondi failed Cuz his foes weren’t nailed: She did NOT corrupt ‘Justice’ enough!
The full scope of Trump’s evil is broad: He sends ICE out to raid and maraud. He breaks laws willy-nilly. And this one’s a dilly: It’s treason to fail to applaud.
The law is our friend. How I miss it! I remember when actions illicit Weren’t taken each day: Trump decrees; fiends obey. Law’s their prey, so they slay as they diss it.
Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed. The calamitous die has been cast. Enough holdouts caved in To this national sin, So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.
Dear Trump: Your behavior’s depraved! You act as if all laws are waived, Freeing you to engage In a flag-waving rage And wreak all of the havoc you’ve craved.
When I’m writing, I struggle to squeeze in Lots of humor and wit and to season All my poems with wordplay; Perhaps absurd nerd-play. I’ve failed? Donald’s treason’s the reason!
Mayor Eric Adams has made a deal with Donald “The Devil” Trump: In return for Trump’s making Adams’ pesky indictment go away, Adams will violate NY law by cooperating with Trump’s immigration (and perhaps other) policies. To make matters even worse, Trump has ensured Adams’ cooperation by making the indictment’s dismissal “without prejudice.” In other words, if Adams stops cooperating, Trump can get the indictment reinstated.
Fortunately, Governor Kathy Hochul has the legal power to remove Mayor Adams from office. But so far, she’s still weighing her decision. My limerick urges her to do the right thing and fire Mayor Adams right away.
Mayor Adams is now owned by Trump. He’s been bought, so when Trump tells him “Jump,” Adams asks him “How high?” And so I must ask “Why Doesn’t Hochul give Adams the dump?”
“Tell me Sir, what’s your best resolution?” Getting vengeance with each prosecution! Also closing the borders, Undoing Joe’s orders, And trashing the damn Constitution!
Then there’s placing high tariffs galore To give nations a giant what-for, Getting rid of non-whites And that dumb Bill of Rights, Plus I’ll dump X-man Musk. What a bore!
When a Trump pick is forced to withdraw Over sex-crimes, or some other flaw, It seems likely, alas, That an even worse ass Will be named to help Trump flout the law.
Biden’s pardoning Hunter, I’ve read. I hope Dems put their bitching to bed. Please don’t huff and/or puff. Hunter’s suffered enough! Think how pissed Trump will be! Enough said!
My latest 3-verse limerick was inspired by a CNN article that included this paragraph: “Roberts was shaken by the adverse public reaction to his decision affording Trump substantial immunity from criminal prosecution. His protestations that the case concerned the presidency, not Trump, held little currency.”
Poor John Roberts is in a deep funk; His beloved court’s stature has shrunk. And it’s largely his fault For harsh rulings that halt Basic rights. He’s a punk and a skunk.
About justice his court doesn’t care. There’s no effort to ever be fair. It treats stare decisis Like trash. We’ve a crisis; Sound rulings are brutally rare!
So if Roberts is sad, fine by me! For the court must be changed. You agree? Then be sure to vote Dem. No more hawing. Don’t hem! It’s the one way to stem the debris.
Trump’s new rival is chock-full of zest, So old Donald’s morose and depressed. With his poll numbers slidin’, He misses Joe Biden. (Time to fake a failed “bar exam” test?)
Washington Post Headline: “Republicans flock to court to ‘kiss the ring’ during Trump criminal trial”
GOPers are flocking to court To kiss Donald’s rump and help thwart New York’s efforts to try Donald Trump. (He’s their guy!) And to truth, law, and justice distort.
It’s a challenge for Trump to comply With societal rules. He’s a guy Who has always felt free To ignore them with glee; To break laws and to flagrantly lie.
Trump’s accustomed to getting his way. But in Criminal Court, he lacks sway. It’s the Judge who has power, So Don’s looking dour, Forced to hold all his anger at bay.
Be quiet in court and sit down! Trump’s compelled to comply (with a frown.) For he fin’lly must face His first criminal case: It’s Judge Merchan who now wears the crown!
There’s no law fraudster Trump’s loath to flout! And yet people who claim they’re devout, Keep supporting the grifter, That sleazy shape-shifter. Surely Trump ain’t what “God” is about!
The Trump Pick Blues (Limerick)
Wednesday, December 4th, 2024When a Trump pick is forced to withdraw
Over sex-crimes, or some other flaw,
It seems likely, alas,
That an even worse ass
Will be named to help Trump flout the law.
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