Ev’ry day I awaken and brace
For the latest Trump news. What a pace
One must keep, if you’re trying
To track Donald’s lying…
Any truth in TruthSocial? No trace!
Archive for the ‘Donald Trump’ Category
Peace-Loving Trump (2-Verse Limerick and Haiku)
Friday, December 5th, 2025It’s no secret: The Donald’s long yearned
For the Peace Prize, an honor unearned.
Seems Nobel’s prize committee
Agrees that Trump’s shitty.
So Donald was rightfully spurned.
But that ISN’T the end of the story,
For there’s NO quenching Trump’s thirst for glory.
That’s where FIFA comes in:
Hands a fake “peace prize” win
To a brute who loves waging outlawry.
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Bigly Trump Honor:
FIFA invents a “peace prize”
for needy Donald.
Sanguinity Challenges (Limerick)
Sunday, November 30th, 2025I hear tell that it’s healthy and sage
To be sanguine, no matter your age.
But sanguineous Trump
Turned me into a grump,
So I often turn reddish with rage.
If Trump Could Write Limericks…
Friday, November 28th, 2025Trump’s very angry about this New York Times article: “Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office.” Hence this limerick:
The FAKE NEWS falsely claims that I’m aging!
I’m so youthful, that lie is enraging.
My stamina’s great,
My brain is first-rate,
And I’m virile, so brace for rampaging.
And here’s a story about Trump’s reaction to the NYT article.
The Enablers (Limerick)
Friday, October 31st, 2025Is there anything Donald can’t do?
Seems the Senate and House won’t say “Boo.”
And permissive Supremes
Keep fulfilling his dreams;
Willing allies in Donald Trump’s coup.
If Only… (Limerick)
Sunday, October 26th, 2025How I wish we had some way to halt
Donald’s evil, persistent assault
On our land. But alas,
No one reins in that ass:
Ev’ry day spawns a new “Oy, Gevalt!”
Aunt Tifa’s Words of Wisdom (Limerick)
Saturday, October 18th, 2025My Aunt Tifa says Trump cannot bear
‘No Kings’ rallies by marchers who dare
To resist Donald’s reign
Of sheer terror and pain.
(Thuggish bullies fear folks they can’t scare.)
Trump’s Nobel Peace Prize Blues (Limerick)
Friday, October 10th, 2025Trump’s distraught: All his bullying failed.
He’s been told that a woman has nailed
The Peace Prize (Nobel.)
He’s in ketchup-hurl hell.
“It’s a DEI rip-off!” he railed.
A Chicken Little Limerick
Thursday, September 25th, 2025Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)
Limerick Ode To “Dr.” Trump
Wednesday, September 24th, 2025Donald’s medical knowledge is nil.
His rash edicts can harm, even kill.
Trump should swiftly recant
His daft Tylenol rant.
If you fall for his slant, draft that will.
One Reason I Write (Limerick)
Monday, September 22nd, 2025My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)
A “Potential” Limerick
Saturday, September 13th, 2025Is “potential” a positive word?
I once thought so, but now I feel spurred
To consider the fact,
That with each evil act
Trump’s destructive potential’s bestirred.
Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Yet Another Trump Limerick
Thursday, August 28th, 2025Donald’s drive for more power is endless.
And alas, he’s determined to spend less
On items essential
And e’en existential.
I’m guessing he’s always been friendless.
Our Alienated Friends (Limerick)
Tuesday, August 12th, 2025Travel + Leisure Headline: “Canadian Tourism to the U.S. Plunges in 2025”
Canadians used to adore
Their USA tours, but no more!
Who can blame them? Not me!
They’ve been bullied with glee
By a tyrant they justly abhor.
Trump’s Fed Chair Blame Game (Limerick)
Friday, July 18th, 2025Dear Donald, the war that you’re waging
Against Powell (or should I say staging?)
Looks foolish, at best.
So give it a rest!
You (NOT JOE) made him Fed Chair. Quit raging!
Fantasy Limerick
Tuesday, July 15th, 2025Trump abuses our migrants with ease.
It seems no one can stop that damn sleaze.
Please affirm you agree
That how cool it would be
To deport Donald Trump overseas.
Trump’s “Big Ugly Bill” (Limerick)
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025Donald’s Big Ugly Bill has been passed.
The calamitous die has been cast.
Enough holdouts caved in
To this national sin,
So the suff’ring to come shall be vast.
Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
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