Headline: DOJ Indicts James Comey for posting an image of seashells spelling out “8647”
Trump incessantly schemes and connives
To destroy so-called enemies’ lives.
Donald’s hunger is boundless
For lawsuit-claims groundless…
And on BS indictments, he thrives.
Washington Post Headline: “Trump says he sees shootings as a reflection of his impact”
My dear Donald, attempts on your life
Are the fruit of the hatred and strife
You have spread through our land.
Your “impactful” self-brand
Marks a reign that’s depravity rife.
I’m incensed by Trump’s White House each day.
Am I justified? Yes! You say “Nay?”
So to YOU, fraud’s divine
And corruption is fine.
Just as long as it’s TRUMP, you say YAY!!!
My Dear Donald, insulting the Pope
Is an idiot’s move. You’re a dope!
Your attack, oh so caustic
E’en riles this agnostic…
Will it bolster your poll numbers? Nope!
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running ‘Justice’ for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren’t nailed:
She did NOT corrupt ‘Justice’ enough!
Mad Kane (Madeleine Begun Kane) is a writer, musician, and "recovering lawyer." She won the Robert Benchley Society Award For Humor and enjoys writing limericks, song parodies, and current events haiku.
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