Chicken Little spread fear day and night
With her tales of a sky-falling blight.
Her “catastrophe” spew
Caused a panic, undue.
(Chicken Little, these days, would be right.)
Archive for September, 2025
A Chicken Little Limerick
Thursday, September 25th, 2025Limerick Ode To “Dr.” Trump
Wednesday, September 24th, 2025Donald’s medical knowledge is nil.
His rash edicts can harm, even kill.
Trump should swiftly recant
His daft Tylenol rant.
If you fall for his slant, draft that will.
One Reason I Write (Limerick)
Monday, September 22nd, 2025My political views are quite strong.
Many share them. (Some rant that I’m wrong.)
I use verse (mostly light)
To express them. Our plight
Is so grim, we need grins (or a bong.)
Just A Theory (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 16th, 2025(Note: I’ve invented Mel, although he might well exist.)
A conspiracy theorist named Mel
Loved inventing fake news he could sell.
He destroyed people’s lives:
Children, husbands and wives.
So I’m pleased to report he’s in hell.
A “Potential” Limerick
Saturday, September 13th, 2025Is “potential” a positive word?
I once thought so, but now I feel spurred
To consider the fact,
That with each evil act
Trump’s destructive potential’s bestirred.
Rose-Lover’s Revenge? (Limerick)
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025Newsweek Headline: “Donald Trump Fumes at Rose Garden Work, Yells, ‘Who Did This?'”
There’s a “gash in the limestone,” Trump raged.
(A large wound where his Rose-War was waged.)
“Deep and nasty,” he screamed.
“Culprit’s barred!” (Trump was steamed.)
That aged crackpot ought really be caged.
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(A Bonus Haiku)
Trump denies he’s dead.
Rumor mong’ring’s put to bed.
Must suspend Vance-dread.
Limerick Ode To Kimmel, Colbert, Seth, Jon, and John
Tuesday, September 30th, 2025Stress is triggered by reading the news.
So the show hosts who somehow amuse
Freaked-out viewers, deserve
Lots of love served with verve:
Let us toast them! (We STILL need that BOOZE!)
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