My last Trump limerick of the year. (I hope it isn’t unduly optimistic.)
When Trump is at long last arrested, Will he fin’ly acknowledge he’s bested And surrender with grace And a smile on his face? Ha, he’ll protest with falsehoods time-tested.
While I try to avoid TruthSocial, I enjoyed this article in, of all places, the NYPost, mocking Trump’s Christmas message. Reading it even inspired me to write this limerick:
Having failed in his goal to destroy us, Trump’s reduced to a pest who’d annoy us. Flinging insults galore In each TruthSocial snore, That poor slob doesn’t sound all that joyous!
The verdict is guilty! Hooray! Trump Corp’s jury has spoken today: Guilt on each count of fraud And false records! I’m awed! Some Trump justice, at last, on display!
Many folks have a shocking capacity For deception and lies — sheer mendacity. They will lie to the max, Spurring violent attacks On those guilty of naught but veracity.
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When mendacity replaces veracity, sorry state indeed.
Trump has lost his appeal in a rout; Cannon’s pro-Donald rulings are out. Special Master review Has been halted. So cue Sev’ral rants from that “former guy” lout.
Some MTG Fun
Thursday, December 15th, 2022I can never resist mocking Marjorie Taylor Greene:
Tags: House Republicans, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Martial Law, Political Humor, Political Satire, Ralph Norman
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