Trump’s Magic Touch (Limerick)

When the Donald appears on tv,
A deep Dow drop’s a fait accompli.
Into freefall it goes,
Which compounds all our woes…
And with bars closed, there’s nowhere to flee.

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One Response to “Trump’s Magic Touch (Limerick)”

  1. pluky says:

    Drop the ‘all’ in the fourth line — better scansion.
    Otherwise – Ha!

    From Mad Kane:

    Thanks for the “Ha! and the suggestion. However, I disagree re scansion. The “all” is necessary, as follows:

    Which com POUNDS all our WOES…

    (When compound is used as a verb, the accent is on the second syllable.)