St. Boehner??? (3-Verse Limerick)

St. Boehner??? (3-Verse Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Please don’t tell me that Boehner’s atoned
For his sins and for all he’s condoned—
That his leaving his job
Is a sacrifice (Sob!)
For the good of our land. Are you stoned?

Because all Boehner’s done is postpone
The government shut-down he’s sown,
And emboldened the loons
Who are anarchist goons—
Anti-government nuts to the bone.

So kindly don’t ask me to weep
For a man who will soon surely reap
Lots of wealth from connections
(While dodging elections!)
My retort would be something you’d bleep.

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One Response to “St. Boehner??? (3-Verse Limerick)”

  1. Dave Johnson says:

    The House G.O.P. has an issue:
    They’re crying “John Boehner, we wish you
    Would hang on until
    Your job we can fill –
    We’ll even supply all the tissue.”