Texas Republicans, Repair Thyselves! (Limerick)

Texas Republicans, Repair Thyselves! (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

The “reparative therapy” craze
Is fancied by Texans for gays.
Although Dems know it’s foolish,
Republicans, mulish,
Praise treatment for homo-malaise.

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2 Responses to “Texas Republicans, Repair Thyselves! (Limerick)”

  1. z. alexi says:

    How fabulous is “homo-malaise”?! It’s peachy, provocative & pleasing to gays & straights! It’s headed for the OED. “Reparative therapy” sounds more deformed than “conversion therapy”~~as if there’s something to repair. Both need to be labeled in OED as “archaic”…to be used in works of fiction that use them archaically or facetiously. Forsooth!

  2. Steve Bates says:

    Should people in Texas “fix” gays?
    That’s what each Republican says!
    From queers in the Montrose
    Loud jeers and a taunt rose:
    “Ain’t broken!” That’s it, in a phrase!

    – SB the YDD

    (himself a straight Montrose kid, who has enjoyed politicking with his neighbors, gay, straight and otherwise.).