Limerick Ode To Publicity Whores

I try so hard to ignore publicity whores, like Donald Trump and Ann Coulter. And yet, their obnoxious antics make me look … and limerick.

Oh, why I can’t disregard stuff like this Coulter tweet:

…Coulter sent a Twitter message during the presidential debates Monday saying [she] approved of “(Mitt) Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard,” referring to Obama.

And while I’m at it, I’d love to tune out Donald Trump’s nonsensical “bombshell:”

Donald Trump said on Wednesday that if President Obama releases his college records and his passport application, the mega-millionaire developer will give a $5 million check to charities of Obama’s choosing.

Limerick Ode To Publicity Whores
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Trump and Coulter, two bores I abhor,
And I promise myself to ignore.
But alas, my resistance
Is down. Their persistence
In boorishness strikes at my core.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To Publicity Whores”

  1. brian miller says:

    or what about billy graham rolling over for politics, or the indiana senator today, or palins racist remarks…they are coming out of the woodwork now…

  2. Hansi says:

    Whoever thought being an ass-hole (forgive my language) could be so lucrative?

  3. madkane says:

    I can’t believe what we’ve come to!