Republicans’ Bush-League Fantasy (Limerick)

Many GOP leaders are understandably upset by the remaining quartet of presidential aspirants. Their solution? A brokered convention featuring the brother of “He Who Can Not Be Mentioned.” Yes, Jeb Bush, as Republican Savior.

Republicans’ Bush-League Fantasy (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Some Republicans weave quite the web
Of fantasy — Florida’s Jeb:
They’d replace their prez roster
With Bush, who will foster
A fix for the GOP ebb.

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4 Responses to “Republicans’ Bush-League Fantasy (Limerick)”

  1. J Sardo says:

    Mitt Romney is stuck in a rut
    Santorum is kicking his butt
    But waiting in the wings
    Praying the phone finally rings.
    Jeb’s hoping he ‘s the party’s King Tut.

  2. Frank Hunter says:

    Outdated but still relevant to the mindset of today’s politicians.

    Said American President Ron,
    Well goodness me what have I done?
    My finger I put on this little red button,
    Now where the hell’s everyone gone?

    there is still the lack of reality.

  3. John says:

    Romney is a Wall Street pirate
    Its a fact and he can’t deny it
    Mitt’s high office hopes
    Hang on one percenter votes
    And computer rigging to count it

  4. madkane says:

    Thanks for your clever limericks J Sardo, Frank Hunter, and John!