Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)

The South Carolina primary is tomorrow, and Newt Gingrich’s poll numbers are picking up steam.

Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

It appears that Newt Gingrich may win
Tomorrow, to Romney’s chagrin.
Just imagine the gloating
Right after the voting!
If this happens, will Mitt take to gin?

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8 Responses to “Mitt Romney’s South Carolina Blues (Limerick)”

  1. hansi says:

    Rhetoric takes precedent over slime in the GOP.

  2. VJBinCT says:

    Mitt Romney’s primary woes
    may come to a thundering close
    if he’d get on the carriage
    and open his marriage.
    And ‘queer eye’ his way stodgy clothes.

  3. Say What says:

    This election is quite the news
    this race is now Romney’s to lose
    But whomever may win
    In November they’ll spin
    As the country gets painted in blues

  4. elijah says:

    dear Mad, i’m so glad that you write
    to brighten our day and ournight
    please do not get mad
    ‘cuz my speling is bad
    — for mad Mad would staunch my delight

    if @ first i don’t succeed …

  5. Gerald Bosacker says:

    Newt may be better than all the rest
    to face Obama, southerners guessed,
    but what does that say
    of sin and then pray
    for full pardon once you have confessed.

  6. Gerald Bosacker says:

    It is a relief and a delight, that I can now contribute to your FB site, using my AOL connection. That is a change! I always read your wit, and long to contribute…

  7. Carl says:

    Mitt Romney for president?

  8. madkane says:

    Thanks everyone for your kind comments and thanks VJBinCT , Say What, Elijah, and Gerald for your fun verse.