Sarah “Send Cash” Palin (Limerick)

Sarah Palin will apparently do anything to keep her name in the news … and the money flowing in:

Alaska Republican Sarah Palin is “on the verge of making her decision of whether or not to run for office” – and her backers should write a check right away, a letter from her political action committee says.

Sarah “Send Cash” Palin
By Madeleine Begun Kane

I need money to help me decide,
Says a woman I can not abide.
I’m referring to Palin—
Ex-Gov known for bailin’.
Let your non-gift be Palin’s best guide.

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3 Responses to “Sarah “Send Cash” Palin (Limerick)”

  1. Linda Moss says:

    I need money to help me decide,
    Let it come in from near, far, and wide.
    ‘Cause I should be the Pres,
    So our polar bear says,
    I’m too pretty to just run and hide.

  2. hansi says:

    Sometimes it’s just hard for a girl to make up her mind.
    Especially when there’s nothing to find.
    But what the heck
    I’ll send in my check
    But on second thought, I think I’d rather go blind.

  3. madkane says:

    Thanks for your fun limericks Linda and Hansi!