Political Haiku Quartet

Styrofoam is back.
“Green the Capitol” is gone.
Job, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs?


Rotund Rush Limbaugh
says Michelle Obama’s fat—
that’s hard to swallow.


Freedom from taxes
demanded by those who crave
what taxes give them.


The mental midget
mentioned an affinity
with Rush — no surprise.


Showing up to vote—
a yearly exercise in
unrequited hope.


(More political haiku here. And more Rush Limbaugh humor here.)

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5 Responses to “Political Haiku Quartet”

  1. Wow. So much packed into these words. I am still nauseaus thinking about Rush Limbaugh calling Michelle Obama fat. Really? Argh

  2. Old Egg says:

    All four were a treat to read.

  3. Sheilagh Lee says:

    Wonderful Haikus. Limbaugh has no right to talk !!!Besides Michelle Obama is just right.

  4. Scott says:

    “Rotund Rush Limbaugh” lol
    certainly the nicest thing he’s been called in a while.

  5. madkane says:

    Thanks so much, everyone!